I’m heading for the fallout shelter
I’m ready for the Helter Skelter
I’ve got water and peanuts and beer and furlongs of rope
I got canons of cryptic beliefs
And ammo to defend me from thiefs
I gots my freedoms
I just got no hope
It might have started with the water table
Then the weather went way unstable
The forests burned and what I learned was a conspiracy
All the news from cable
Said democracy is a fable
And the fault lies within my family tree
The damn pandemic stole my erection
Pizza pedophiles stole my election
My Twitter died and Facebook lied
Who am I supposed to be?
We failed at an insurrection
Now I pray for the Resurrection
What do I care about Ukraine democracy?
I’m heading for the fallout shelter
I’m ready for the Helter Skelter
I’m used to isolation and fear and I got some dope
I got shelves of canned pork and beans
I got lentils and freeze-dried greens
I’ve got provisions
I just got no hope
I don’t need your inoculations
I resist your indoctrinations
I’m fed up with your scolding pith
Towards the common good
Our polarization
Is media manipulation
And I know this because I knock on wood
I’m heading to the fallout shelter
I’m digging into the coal fire smelter
I’ve got mine plus some extra and cheers based on trope
I’ve got bars of silver and gold
Toilet paper is stocked in the hold
I got some crypto
I got a beef with the world
I got all I need
But I got no hope
BK
Buffalo Kelly 