Tear up your red shirts
Dress yourselves in bogaine
Cartwheels in hoop skirts
Alejandro Romaine
Call the bunny fundamentalist taxi
Ride until the meter hits maxi
Get that double bubble out of your mouth
Looks so rude like your soul’s gone south
Whoa whoa Black Saturn
Seal off the stand pipes
Wash your hands in turpentine
Misread the bold types
Swishing in the Serpentine
Loot the funny pandemonium outrage
Suck the wind and blow a power outage
Stand up straight and put your shoulders back
Be so bad like they cut you slack
Ooh ooh Black Saturn
Whoa oh Black Saturn
One of these days you’ll get your degree
You’ll have an excuse to set yourself free
One of these nights you’ll get a job
Carve a wooden knob, pick corn on the cob
Ooh ooh
Sign all your pictures
Hide yourself in plain sight
Wear Stafford t-shirts
Affect a smiling overbite
Picture sunny lights painted on darkness
Choose bon mots to answer snarkness
There’s an eclipse due high in the sky
It’s the moon and the sun, you won’t fry
Oh oh Black Saturn
Woo hoo Black Saturn
Oh yeah Black Saturn
BK
